its-a me twerkio

(Source: senpai-dixie-kong, via endless-rainintoapapercup)

littleoceanolivia:

fortunately/unfortunately, since I’ve met you everyone has become insignificant. 

So it goes.

darrynek:

hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder

this bitch killed my vibe

(via minjawarrior)

yazoos:

it’s really depressing being really ugly

(via dykeinshiningarmour)

whitewanke-r:

imaginefucking:

Imagine fucking Zac Efron. He blindfolds you and ties you to the bed. All of a sudden, you feel several pairs of hands on your thighs. Zac removes the blindfold, and you find yourself staring at Corbin Bleu, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale feeling up on your bod. They whisper in unison, “We’re all in this together.”

There are some things you can’t unread

(via saharawr)

I still ship Ted and Robin.