I will shit on everything you love :) Simply Madness Untitled Document


Ade.
17. Maryland.
This is my
face.
Friends. Potatoes. Band. Potatoes. Fun. Potatoes.
Potatoes.
That is all.
Oh and potatoes.
Enjoi.

Tumblin since 9/25/11

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o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

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rip-homegirl:

let’s talk about the universe and make out

(via queenofthehomies)


I wanna do cute stuff with you like fuck the shit out of you

(Source: sexlusion, via thegentle-man)


feelmetal-alchemist:

morivan:

apocalypseawake:

luginub:

What I look for in a girl:

  • Water, 35 litres
  • Carbon, 20 kilograms
  • Ammonia, 4 litres
  • Lime, 1.5 kilograms
  • Phosphorus, 800 grams
  • Salt, 250 grams
  • Saltpeter, 100 grams
  • Sulfur, 80 grams
  • Fluorine, 7.5 grams
  • Iron, 5 grams
  • Silicon, 3 grams
  • Trace amounts of 15 other elements

I dunno, I still think your standards are too high.

A woman like that is gonna cost you an arm and a leg.

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(Source: vasuki, via ohmygawdchandlahbing)


suzuharatoji:

WHEN SOMEBODY TELLS YOU THAT YOU AND THE PERSON YOU LIKE WOULD BE CUTE TOGETHER

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pomoe:

country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”

(via thegentle-man)


Self loathing is pathetic.

I’m really pathetic.

(Source: marchingbandswag)


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